Translation guide
Describing or referring to a small penis in Japanese, ranging from clinical terms to slang and euphemisms.
To refer to a small penis in a medical or formal context.
Medical term for micropenis or abnormally small penis. Used in clinical settings.
He was diagnosed with micropenis.
To insult or joke about someone having a small penis.
Literally 'short and small'. Common slang for a small penis, often used in derogatory contexts.
Rumor has it he's got a small dick.
Abbreviation of 粗末なチンコ (shabby penis). Crude slang.
Shut up, small dick.
Direct, childish way to say 'small penis'. Can be used jokingly or insultingly.
To refer to a small penis indirectly or humorously.
Means 'small-sized' or 'petite'. Can be used euphemistically for a small penis without being too crude.
His is a bit on the small side, but I don't mind.
Literally 'bean penis'. Humorous slang for a very small penis.
Have you ever been called a bean dick?
To talk about one's own small penis in a self-deprecating or humorous way.
Directly saying 小さいペニス (chiisai penisu) sounds unnatural and overly clinical. Use slang or euphemisms in casual contexts.
He says he has no confidence because his dick is small.