愚ぐ息そく

noun

my son; one's son

Humble (kenjougo) term used to refer to one's own son when speaking to someone outside the family. Not used for someone else's son.

• 愚ぐ息そくがお世せ話わになっております。

  My son is in your care.

• 愚ぐ息そくは今年ことし大だい学がくを卒そつ業ぎょうしました。

  My son graduated from university this year.

noun

penis

Slang usage, likely derived from the homophony with 愚息 (humble 'my son'). Rare and vulgar; not used in polite contexts.

See also: 息子

• ネットの掲けい示じ板ばんで「愚ぐ息そく」が男だん性せい器きを指さすスラングとして使つかわれることがある。

  On internet forums, 愚息 is sometimes used as slang for the male genitalia.