巻まき糞ぐそ

noun

soft-serve-shaped poop; pile of poo like soft-serve ice cream

Colloquial and humorous term for animal or human feces that coils upward like soft-serve ice cream. Often used in pet or wildlife contexts.

• 庭にわに犬いぬの巻まき糞ぐそがあった。

  There was a soft-serve-shaped dog poop in the garden.

• 猫ねこが健けん康こうだと、巻まき糞ぐそをするらしい。

  Apparently, when a cat is healthy, it produces soft-serve-shaped poop.