出で物もの腫はれ物もの所ところ嫌きらわず

expression

when you've got to go, you've got to go; farts and boils aren't choosy about where they appear

A proverb meaning that bodily urges (like farting or boils appearing) cannot be controlled or delayed, and will happen regardless of time or place. Often used humorously.

• 会かい議ぎ中ちゅうにお腹なかが痛いたくなって、「出で物もの腫はれ物もの所ところ嫌きらわず」と言いって席せきを立たった。

  My stomach started hurting during the meeting, so I said 'when you've got to go, you've got to go' and left my seat.